I’d un-invent invasive anti-ageing treatments including botox, plastic surgery, fillers and face lifts. We want women to stay young and pretty forever.

Don’t like your nose? You can get a thinner one! Want more prominent cheekbones? Go for buccal fat removal! Saggy jowls? Go for a face lift!

What happened to plain old makeup and hair and face masks? Now the options to transform ourselves are endless.